
Though your reference is humorous, that standard method will see you through most of the potential issues in the Mweni. In spite of all the activity that goes on there, very little has been a direct threat to hikers in recent times (that I am aware of).
Hiking in as large a group as possible is recommended. Most problems (if any) would be of a petty nature and likely to happen at night.
Mweni, Rockeries and Ntonjelana Passes are major smuggling routes, and you can even encounter donkey trains carrying the dagga down, especially on the latter two passes. Since it is peak smuggling season currently, you would do well to avoid camping directly on these routes. In particular I would try avoid using the following (at this time of year):
- the junction of Rockeries and Nguza Passes (this is where the Basotho donkeys are offloaded and their local counterparts continue)
- Scaly Cave
- Shepherds Cave
- "Dagga Planters Cave" (below Five Star Cave)
- the campsite at the junction of the Mweni and Rwanqa Rivers
Even though the smugglers are seldom a direct threat, they would disturb you during the night. And, as always, stay away from the summits of these passes.
All of the Little Berg caves indicated on the map are used by local Zulus at some time or the other, whether they be shepherds, hunters or dagga planters. This means that you may find them occupied on arrival, and it also means that one should never leave equipment unattended in them.
Camp as far away from any kraals as possible.
As for the Basotho shepherds on the escarpment, standard precautions apply. Be particularly careful when camping in the valleys feeding the Khubedu from Ifidi and Icidi Passes - as these places are frequented by the same bunch that steal from hikers in the Tugela Falls area.
This incident seems to have happened in those valleys.
Be aware that tension exists between local Zulus and Basotho cattle rustlers. You may encounter angry and armed Zulus pursuing rustlers up the passes. Bands of smugglers may also ambush each other, or be ambushed by locals waiting at the bottom. It is not unheard of to encounter bodies on some of the passes.
Always good to ask around at the Mweni Cultural Centre for updates before setting out.
As bad as it all sounds, personally I feel pretty relaxed in the Mweni. I feel more on my guard in other places of the Berg actually.